Ladies and Gentlemen,
My first (imaginary) service check with Rolls-Royce:
My Rolls-Royce (EUR 500,000.00) was properly run-in and then my car was ordered into the Rolls-Royce Service after only 20,000 kms... One week later (!) I got my Rolls-Royce back from the Service:
Total costs of spare parts, maintainance and inspections: EUR 4,000.00...
You were not supposed to talk about money... The legal way was the same expensive... I would look for another church...
And this was only a 100th of the service visits in the life-time of my Rolls-Royce motor car... They said that my theory was right: one household - one car... Thank you...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team (opening hours of the car workshop: 09.00 - 16.00 on weekdays)
Friday, January 6, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
From My Life
Dear Diary,
fashion photography
I couldnt have said it any better to be honest! keep up the awesome work. You are very talented & I only wish I could write as good as you do :) …
03-01-2012
(someone on the RR 102 EX)
Love, Joe and Team
fashion photography
I couldnt have said it any better to be honest! keep up the awesome work. You are very talented & I only wish I could write as good as you do :) …
03-01-2012
(someone on the RR 102 EX)
Love, Joe and Team
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
From The Life Of Other Rolls-Royce Owners
Ladies and Gentlemen,
"Hello, I am Victoria Boeing..."
"Good morning, Mrs. Boeing... How may I help you?"
"I would like something sportive, my dear..."
"How about an Aston Martin DB9, madam?"
"A lovely idea... I was afraid that you would recommend me to an SUV..."
"Thank you very much... I am sending you the pictures and the specifications..."
...
"Hello, Victoria Boeing talking..."
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Boeing... Are you satisfied with the Aston Martin DB9?"
"Not really, sonny... I would like something more in my style... I don't know..."
"We have... Aston Martin have got the DB9 also as a convertible..."
"As a convertible? Debt my account!"
"Thank you very much for your purchase, Mrs. Boeing..."
"Good-bye! And I thought that I would need to drive alone..."
"Good-bye! Have a nice day on..."
(Mrs. Victoria Boeing, my Mother-In-Law)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
"Hello, I am Victoria Boeing..."
"Good morning, Mrs. Boeing... How may I help you?"
"I would like something sportive, my dear..."
"How about an Aston Martin DB9, madam?"
"A lovely idea... I was afraid that you would recommend me to an SUV..."
"Thank you very much... I am sending you the pictures and the specifications..."
...
"Hello, Victoria Boeing talking..."
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Boeing... Are you satisfied with the Aston Martin DB9?"
"Not really, sonny... I would like something more in my style... I don't know..."
"We have... Aston Martin have got the DB9 also as a convertible..."
"As a convertible? Debt my account!"
"Thank you very much for your purchase, Mrs. Boeing..."
"Good-bye! And I thought that I would need to drive alone..."
"Good-bye! Have a nice day on..."
(Mrs. Victoria Boeing, my Mother-In-Law)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
From The Life Of Other Rolls-Royce Owners
Ladies and Gentlemen,
"Hello... Rolls-Royce Motor Cars?"
"Yeah... What do you want?"
"I am actually interested in the RR 102 EX..."
"The RR 102 EX is only a concept car... Not for sale..."
"I live in Seattle and New York and I thought it would be kind of cutting-edge to drive in these cities without emissions..."
"Sorry... The RR 102 EX is solely a working test bed to spark a global debate on electric luxury..."
"My name is Bill Gates and I could also buy some test vehicles... I am very interested in electric cars..."
"Mr. Gates? Of course, as a bespoke company we would be glad to sell you the Electric Phantom..."
"Good..."
"How many examples do you think of, sir?"
"2 ones..."
"O.k. We have taken your order... In case of a serial production the price will be reduced by the way..."
"Thank you... WiFi and an electric socket are available with you, aren't they?"
"Absolutely... We have also got built-in office computers, sir..."
"Fine... Thank you... Good-bye..."
"Good-bye, Mr. Zuckerberg..."
(Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
"Hello... Rolls-Royce Motor Cars?"
"Yeah... What do you want?"
"I am actually interested in the RR 102 EX..."
"The RR 102 EX is only a concept car... Not for sale..."
"I live in Seattle and New York and I thought it would be kind of cutting-edge to drive in these cities without emissions..."
"Sorry... The RR 102 EX is solely a working test bed to spark a global debate on electric luxury..."
"My name is Bill Gates and I could also buy some test vehicles... I am very interested in electric cars..."
"Mr. Gates? Of course, as a bespoke company we would be glad to sell you the Electric Phantom..."
"Good..."
"How many examples do you think of, sir?"
"2 ones..."
"O.k. We have taken your order... In case of a serial production the price will be reduced by the way..."
"Thank you... WiFi and an electric socket are available with you, aren't they?"
"Absolutely... We have also got built-in office computers, sir..."
"Fine... Thank you... Good-bye..."
"Good-bye, Mr. Zuckerberg..."
(Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Monday, January 2, 2012
Something I Don't Understand
Ladies and Gentlemen,
"Hello, I am Amanda Smith from Boeing... How may I help you?"
"... HELLO... I WANT 10 BOEING 747-8 INTERCONTINENTALS..."
"Thank you for your interest in Boeing Commercial Airplanes... Who am I talking to?"
"LATER..."
"O.k., then I'm going to register you as an unidentified/undisclosed customer... Have you got our bank account number, please?"
"I AM GOING TO PAY IN CASH... TOMORROW IN A SUITCASE UNDER THE BIG OAK TREE IN EVERETT..."
"Thank you for your order, sir... I hope you will be satisfied with your Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals..."
"22.00 CLOCK, TOMORROW, THE BIG OAK TREE IN EVERETT..."
"Thank you, we'll be there... Anything else, sir?"
"BEEP - BEEP - BEEP..."
(an unidentified/undisclosed customer of The Boeing Company)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
"Hello, I am Amanda Smith from Boeing... How may I help you?"
"... HELLO... I WANT 10 BOEING 747-8 INTERCONTINENTALS..."
"Thank you for your interest in Boeing Commercial Airplanes... Who am I talking to?"
"LATER..."
"O.k., then I'm going to register you as an unidentified/undisclosed customer... Have you got our bank account number, please?"
"I AM GOING TO PAY IN CASH... TOMORROW IN A SUITCASE UNDER THE BIG OAK TREE IN EVERETT..."
"Thank you for your order, sir... I hope you will be satisfied with your Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals..."
"22.00 CLOCK, TOMORROW, THE BIG OAK TREE IN EVERETT..."
"Thank you, we'll be there... Anything else, sir?"
"BEEP - BEEP - BEEP..."
(an unidentified/undisclosed customer of The Boeing Company)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Sunday, January 1, 2012
From The Life Of Other Rolls-Royce Owners
Ladies and Gentlemen,
"Madonna, you are snoring..."
"What?"
"You are snoring..."
"While you want to sleep..."
"Yes, actually... My work is expected with Boeing and Rolls-Royce..."
"Ahm..."
"If I had known that you snore I had written to Britney Spears a love-letter..."
"So?"
"Both Boeing and Rolls-Royce are quieter..."
"I can also sleep in another bedroom..."
"No way! I am sorry... Please stay..."
"You sometimes snore, too..."
"Do I?"
"Yes, after having sex..."
"I am sorry..."
"It is not a problem... Good night!"
"Good night..."
(Madonna, after the closure of the Maybach Manufacture)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
"Madonna, you are snoring..."
"What?"
"You are snoring..."
"While you want to sleep..."
"Yes, actually... My work is expected with Boeing and Rolls-Royce..."
"Ahm..."
"If I had known that you snore I had written to Britney Spears a love-letter..."
"So?"
"Both Boeing and Rolls-Royce are quieter..."
"I can also sleep in another bedroom..."
"No way! I am sorry... Please stay..."
"You sometimes snore, too..."
"Do I?"
"Yes, after having sex..."
"I am sorry..."
"It is not a problem... Good night!"
"Good night..."
(Madonna, after the closure of the Maybach Manufacture)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
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