The Baby's Blog - Shopping

Dear Diary,

I would like to order silk evening dresses with the following embroidered patterns:

10 pictures of the universe,

10 pictures of the jungle,

10 famous buildings,

10 dresses out of blue lace,

10 pictures of fancy cars,

10 phantasies about oeufs a la neige,

10 pictures of snowy mountains,

10 family members,

10 video clips,

10 electric power plants...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Psychoanalytic Summer Camp 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present to you the program of the annual Psychoanalytic Summer Camp... The camp is meant for beginners and it aims to reach the level of supervision... Furthermore the participants' self-experience and ability to work and to love should be increased...


                        MORNING         AFTERNOON            EVENING

Saturday          arrival                   introductory class        introductory class
Sunday            divine                   introductory class        introductory class

Monday          individual ther.      creative groups            theoretical work
Tuesday          individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Wednesday     individual ther.      creative groups            movie
Thursday        individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Friday             individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Saturday         excursion               excursion                     movie
Sunday           divine                     visitors                        grill party

Monday         individual ther.      creative groups            theoretical work
Tuesday         individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Wednesday    individual ther.      creative groups            movie
Thursday       individual ther.       group talk                    theoretical work
Friday            individual ther.       group talk                   theoretical work
Saturday        creative fair            creative fair                 disco
Sunday          divine                     camp closure

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Living Culture

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Pillow fights are forbidden because feathers can ruin a whole room... That means pillow fights are seriously self-destructive...

On the other hand, no other pieces of furniture are less dangerous than pillows and carpets... Arabians who found out universities, banks or the oil business want to live in a great security obviously...

If rain is a symbol of blessing then you shouldn't be surprised over a rain shower in Makkah either...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Anti-Madness

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Omnipotent tendencies" mean the beginning of mental diseases as they are connected to loneliness... However you shouldn't mix them up with secret abilities... Just like:

• drawing castles and gardens,
• joking about success or
• simply moving things by your mental power...

Others are going to love them... Actually my family lives in a house that I designed when I was a teenager...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Hypnosis

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Many years ago someone tried to hypnotize me... However I only fell asleep on the train on the way back home and I decided to walk in our town...

This picture of The Boeing Company must be much better... A Boeing 747-8 Freighter of Korean Air looks like Air Force One... "Buy Boeing!"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - The Pink Panther

Ladies and Gentlemen,

According to the German car magazin Auto Motor und Sport a Mercedes E 500 belongs to the "secret desires of family men..." And I believe it... The problem is that I liked this car already in the 1990's when I was 19 - 24 years old...

Who knows the explanation?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Frame

Dear Joe,

I would like to say thank you for using your apartment... Here you have 2 new thoughts in return:

a) Art is a crime that is not punished... And not rewarded either...

b) Don't mind being a psychoanalyst... I have got enough to tell you...

Next are my ideas for furnishing the condo... If I were you I made an art gallery out of it... No tiles but paintings...

Best wishes, ACME