Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce September 22nd 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rolls-Royce Motor Cars are not connected to any religion, the devotion comes from elsewhere... Despite of this, here you have a collection of religious speeches connected to Rolls-Royce:

a) The history of Rolls-Royce
b) User's Manual
c) Abundant veneers
d) British steel and aluminium
e) Foamed titanium
f) Crewe and Goodwood
g) For owner-drivers
h) Reaching perfect silence
i) Alternative power trains
j) Rolls-Royce and recycling
k) Igor
l) Wilton carpets
m) What we are living for
n) Rolls-Royce and the BMW Group
o) Who wanted to look like a cow
p) Life in a monastery
q) Millionaires and billionaires
r) Rolls-Royce and Royalty

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - In The Loving Memory Of A Blogger

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is not as easy to write about The Boeing Company: you need knowledge, you need relationships (worldwide!) and lots of emotions...

Our friend, who passed away so suddenly was a real fan a the Boeing 787 Dreamliner, he documented the success of this ultra-modern airplane from its design over its testing over its first deliveries... He was a prophet of the Boeing 737 MAX as well and his enthousiasm must have contributed to the success of this marvel of efficiency and to the record sales already during the design phase...

Our friend left us just when Air China made their order for 5 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals firm and he couldn't be part of the celebration any more... I would like to say thank you to Air China also in his name and I promise to write on about The Boeing Company in the spirit the late Blogger...

You can find an interesting article with a video about the Boeing ecoDemonstrator at Boeing.com ...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, September 2, 2012

Stone Age Online

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have made a short list of what kinds of documents you need if you want to use a passenger car:

1) driving license
2) road traffic validation
3) environmental certification
4) certification of originality
5) car insurances
6) car tax receipt
7) road toll receipt
8) service book

Here you have a short list of what you need if you want to use a computer:

1) internet account
2) virus protection and firewall
3) a couple of good browsers
4) a couple of email accounts
5) accounts of social media
6) a collection of favourites
7) management of mobile devices
8) messenger services

I definetily don't want to recall the stone age but I have the feeling that you need to choose between owning a car or a computer... Both objects require so many certifications or accounts that you simply don't have any more time and energy for anything else than keeping up the ownerships - if you want to have both a car and a computer...

No time and energy for a social life,
no time and energy for sports,
no time and energy for work,
no time and energy for hobbies etc.

What you may have instead is stress, physical decay, depression, boredom etc.

For example in a household where 2 adults live together you can have one car and one computer without becoming a slave of technology... However if you want to own both machines on your own then the rest of your life might shrink to misery... I have "chosen" to own a computer and to use public transportation...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Monday, August 13, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 13th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The name of the Rolls-Royce label is connected to humor strongly, too... A couple of subjects that people at Rolls-Royce Motor Cars laugh at:

a) the life of saints,
b) white glow,
c) scientology today,
d) sparkling,
e) futurism,
f) industrial robots,
g) family,
h) rear seat entertainment,
i) the best joke of the world,
j) my other car is a Rolls-Royce,
k) My Fair Lady,
l) a sea of mud etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, July 25, 2012

German Women

Ladies and Gentlemen,

German men are supposed:

to help in the kitchen and elsewhere in the household, too,
to take care of the children and
to do the shopping etc.

I only don't know what German women do in the meantime... Obviously they are interested in science, religion and politics... So in the heart of Europe there is democracy...

The 20 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals of Lufthansa (with 20 options) must have been a decision of German women, too... And this tells much about the qualities of the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing: powerful yet quiet, traditional yet environmentally friendly, state-of-the-art yet romantic...

It is more difficult to understand the unsuccess of the Maybach label... Without an angel on the cooler you cannot really leave the house...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Extraterristrial Jokes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Extraterristrial jokes are so very much trendy nowadays... And you know: once fashion - always fashion... Here you have a couple of them:

Two goldfish are swimming in a tank...
"Do you know how to drive such a thing?"
"No idea..."
(they are aliens)

"I have been to the dentist's today..."
"I'm so sorry... Was it bad? When do you go next time?"
(the patient is an alien)

"I think Dave is a very correct and likable alien..."
"Rich and likable are not the same, Mom..."
(the girl needs some therapy)

"I am going to buy you a ticket for the UFO..."
"You are the best Daddy in the world..."
(this family haven't met aliens yet)

"What is it: green and invisible?"
"No alien..."
(for one of my best friends)


"I think I was on an alien spacecraft..."
"But you are doing fine now, aren't you?"
(this is raunchy)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, July 6, 2012

The Summit Of Coolness

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Today I have found a very interesting article at Airbus.com on the future of aviation... I would like to apologize at Mr. Mark Zuckerberg because his cool company is mentioned as a kind of a relatively negative example for internet usage in this article - but you know I am really interested in the topic...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Air travel remains real World Wide Web as Facebook won’t replace face to face

Survey highlights opportunities to improve passenger experience
6 July 2012
 
On the eve of the Farnborough International Airshow, Airbus reveals the latest findings in a two-year global consultation with more than 1.75 million people which spells out what passengers want from flying in the future: more sustainable; less stressful; and more of it, despite social media revolutionising how we keep in touch.
 
•63% of people worldwide say they will fly more by 2050
•60% do not think social media will replace the need to see people face-to-face
•96% believe aircraft will need to be more sustainable or ‘eco-efficient’
•Almost 40% feel air travel (door-to-door) is increasingly stressful

“Aviation is the real World Wide Web,” says Charles Champion, Airbus Executive Vice President, Engineering. “The results of the survey show that there is nothing better than face to face contact. The world is woven together by a web of flights that creates ever-expanding social and economic networks: 57 million jobs, 35 per cent of world trade, and US$2.2 trillion in global GDP.

“Since we launched the Future by Airbus, we have engaged with people in 192 countries in a dialogue about the future of air travel. This resulted in our revolutionary Airbus Concept Plane and Cabin which offer a glimpse into some of the innovations that could meet evolving passenger trends and environmental considerations. It’s clear that people are really excited about the future of sustainable flight and we want them to be part of shaping that future.”

•86% of people think less fuel burn is key and 85% a reduction in carbon emissions
•66% want quieter aircraft and 65% planes which are fully recyclable

But Champion notes that as more people fly more often, the greater their expectations will be for the ‘end-to-end passenger experience.’ The Airbus consultation highlights a predictable list of gripes: queues at passport control; slow check-in and baggage collection; sitting on the tarmac; and circling in holding patterns around airports.
 
“In London for example we’ve seen concern about queues at airports and people are understandably not happy about it,” he adds. “But the reality is those capacity constraints are a sign of things to come unless the industry can work together to cut delays, and with aviation set to double in the next 15 years, that’s what we’re looking at.”

More than 90 per cent of the €2 billion that Airbus spends on Research & Development is directed at improving the environmental performance of its aircraft. The latest generation includes the flagship A380, the world’s largest yet quietest commercial aircraft; a fuel efficient ‘new engine option’ for the A320 family, the A320neo; and the A350 XWB that will provide a 25 per cent step-change in fuel efficiency whilst giving passengers more space on board.

Notes to Editors

- Airbus has engaged with over 1.75 million people through airshows, events and online since 2010 as part of the Future by Airbus – its vision of sustainable aviation in 2050. Its latest findings are based on responses from 10,000 people across 10 countries

- The Airbus Concept Plane illustrates what air transport could look like in 2050– even 2030 if advancements in existing technologies continue apace. Airbus experts in aircraft materials, aerodynamics, cabins and engines came up with the design which is an ‘engineer’s dream’ to meet the expectations of the passengers of the future. Ultra long and slim wings, semi-embedded engines, a U-shaped tail and light-weight ‘intelligent’ body all feature to further improve environmental performance or ‘eco-efficiency’. The result: lower fuel burn, a significant cut in emissions, less noise and greater comfort.

- The Airbus Concept Cabin later gave insight into the innovations that might shape passenger experiences on board. Personalised ‘Vitalising’, ’Smart Tech’, and ‘Interactive’ zones replace first, business and economy classes; and passengers can stargaze through a transparent wall membrane, from morphing seats that harvest body heat for power.

- On the A380 passengers use just three litres of fuel to travel 100km – the same as a small family car. The A320neo, the fastest-selling commercial jetliner ever, features a 15 per cent reduction in fuel consumption. The A350 XWB offers passengers more headroom, the widest seats in its category and larger overhead storage space.

- The aviation industry as a whole has reduced fuel burn and emissions by 70% and noise by 75% in the last 40 years. It is now targeting total carbon neutral growth by 2020 and a 50% net CO2 emissions reduction by 2050.