Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dance Fusion

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is a kind of an iReport - with short comments only...

First I wanted a pergola:


But an oval one:


Gaius Julius Caesar:


"We love you, Caesar, and we love giraffes, too..."



Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Baby's Blog - Sport

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't think it is a problem when a child is a little bit fat or a little bit thin or a little bit curved... It's enough to have an athletic (strong and sexual) body when you are an adult... Desire for exercise and muscles must depend on hormonal changes...

Of course, grown-ups only want good for children when they teach them how to do some exercise later...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, January 6, 2013

My Brother, Alex

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My brother, Alex is an ingenious actor and entertainer... He reminds me of a man needing to have a heart of gold, most importantly... Everything else is a decoration only...

If he doesn't feel good then this must be because he cannot have such a great heart of gold as he wants...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You can run through this check-list for Christmas to improve your Holidays:

I have been strolling the shops to find the most beautiful:

a) earrings,
b) rings,
c) nose-rings or
d) piercings for you...

How high is your Christmas-tree this year?

a) below 2 meters,
b) between 2 and 3 meters,
c) over 3 meters...

I would like to present to you some tooth-jewelry this Christmas...

a) like or
b) dislike

I have read the License Agreement of my new computer...

a) agree or
b) decline

How do you like:

a) the shirts,
b) the underwear,
c) the tie or
d) the scarf I bought to you?

Which cake should I bake this year?

a) apple pie for 4 persons,
b) apple pie for 6 persons or
c) something with walnuts...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Shopping

Dear Diary,

I would like to order silk evening dresses with the following embroidered patterns:

10 pictures of the universe,
10 pictures of the jungle,
10 famous buildings,
10 dresses out of blue lace,
10 pictures of fancy cars,
10 phantasies about oeufs a la neige,
10 pictures of snowy mountains,
10 family members,
10 video clips,
10 electric power plants...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Psychoanalytic Summer Camp 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present to you the program of the annual Psychoanalytic Summer Camp... The camp is meant for beginners and it aims to reach the level of supervision... Furthermore the participants' self-experience and ability to work and to love should be increased...


                        MORNING         AFTERNOON            EVENING

Saturday          arrival                   introductory class        introductory class
Sunday            divine                   introductory class        introductory class

Monday          individual ther.      creative groups            theoretical work
Tuesday          individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Wednesday     individual ther.      creative groups            movie
Thursday        individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Friday             individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Saturday         excursion               excursion                     movie
Sunday           divine                     visitors                        grill party

Monday         individual ther.      creative groups            theoretical work
Tuesday         individual ther.      group talk                    theoretical work
Wednesday    individual ther.      creative groups            movie
Thursday       individual ther.       group talk                    theoretical work
Friday            individual ther.       group talk                   theoretical work
Saturday        creative fair            creative fair                 disco
Sunday          divine                     camp closure

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Living Culture

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Pillow fights are forbidden because feathers can ruin a whole room... That means pillow fights are seriously self-destructive...

On the other hand, no other pieces of furniture are less dangerous than pillows and carpets... Arabians who found out universities, banks or the oil business want to live in a great security obviously...

If rain is a symbol of blessing then you shouldn't be surprised over a rain shower in Makkah either...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team