Thursday, April 25, 2024

Where Was God When This Happened?

Ladies and Gentlemen,


God was at His place... I make my bodyguards responsible for the tragedies in my family... Believe or not, there have been bodyguards in my family for 5149 years - continuously... I keep the fingers crossed for my new and American bodyguards...

9/11 was the Pearl Harbour of 21st Century... So you have to assume a very powerful enemy... That means the US Military cannot be blamed for anything - even less US citizens...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, October 29, 2023

Interdependence

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Power must be led by intelligence so that it is useful... Workforce must be led by intelligence, too... Financial force has to be led by intelligence as well...

How do you know that power and intelligence are dependent on each other? I guess if you have a sexual life you know that you cannot do all the work in the world alone... So you have to be grateful to God whatever you do...

Workforce is one of the greatest powers that God shapes the creation by...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Saturday, October 28, 2023

Options That Are Necessary

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Where does a luxury car begin to me? These are the options I deem important in a car:

  • automatic gearbox
  • air-conditioning
  • power windows
  • sunroof
There are many more options thinkable but they are not so much necessary to me:
  • navigation (I can use a paper-based map)
  • fridge in the rear (a cool-box in the boot is bigger)
  • electric seat operation (you use it very seldom)
All this must be based on me being born in 1975... When I was a boy there was far less electronics in cars than nowadays...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, October 27, 2023

Parental Lock

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I would like to write about my greatest sin so far... I bought many toys for my children but I also bought them a Mercedes A-Class, then a BMW X3 and finally a Mercedes S-Class - just to play... Unfortunately I totally forgot about the possibility that they switch on the engine and probably touch the running engine which mutilates them... I was told that my bodyguards were aware of this danger and protected my children... But I still think that I should have had some more savvy and I'm terribly sorry...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Triumph Of Human Mind

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The new Mercedes-AMG SL is an immensely brave car... Not because "the faults of the former MB SL-models were corrected" (Audience)... But because the Mercedes-AMG SL shows everybody the direction of development of passenger cars... As it always did...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Food Of The Future

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The famous Hungarian food "lecsó" is very similar to Chinese food only there is no chicken meat within... When chicken meat disappeared from "lecsó" and why, I cannot tell you but maybe it could celebrate a comeback with the world growing together...

The also famous American dessert "brownie" is similar to the German "Black Forest" tort but a layer of cherry is missing in its middle... Actually I could imagine a layer of any kind of fruit in its middle - and so a "brownie" would be more exciting...

I'm not complaining and I still can wait a couple of hundred years for the enrichment of the above foods...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Tuesday, September 26, 2023

I Have Been Thinking About This For Years

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Why do you have to read about my approx. 400 cars? I can find other subjects as well...

Bad news in the media mean that the world is heading in a wrong direction... If the world is heading in a wrong direction then it is going to be annihilated... That is satanism... Bad news are not objective but they are satanism... In Ancient Greece messengers who brought some bad news were thrown into a well...

A couple of ideas:

  • Good news would glorify God... Good news would comfort and encourage the listeners... (North Koreans are courageous, too...)
  • A happy ending was mandatory at the end of American movies...
  • Trump and Putin are bad children... It would be a big punishment for them if they didn't get any publicity...
This is my opinion and I can contribute to the future of media with these thoughts... It's not right to short on Planet Earth...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team