Ladies and Gentlemen,
Itchy dogs who live a luxurious life instead of me:
János Imrey, US Army officer or space pilot or porn-star
Bertalan Mészáros, policeman and his many male relatives
The attribute "itchy" is there in the English Dictionary for the case of emergency... The above men strive to be counts in a new kingdom around me - there are plenty of friends around me in fact...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team