Sunday, October 29, 2023

Interdependence

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Power must be led by intelligence so that it is useful... Workforce must be led by intelligence, too... Financial force has to be led by intelligence as well...

How do you know that power and intelligence are dependent on each other? I guess if you have a sexual life you know that you cannot do all the work in the world alone... So you have to be grateful to God whatever you do...

Workforce is one of the greatest powers that God shapes the creation by...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Saturday, October 28, 2023

Options That Are Necessary

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Where does a luxury car begin to me? These are the options I deem important in a car:

  • automatic gearbox
  • air-conditioning
  • power windows
  • sunroof
There are many more options thinkable but they are not so much necessary to me:
  • navigation (I can use a paper-based map)
  • fridge in the rear (a cool-box in the boot is bigger)
  • electric seat operation (you use it very seldom)
All this must be based on me being born in 1975... When I was a boy there was far less electronics in cars than nowadays...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, October 27, 2023

Parental Lock

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I would like to write about my greatest sin so far... I bought many toys for my children but I also bought them a Mercedes A-Class, then a BMW X3 and finally a Mercedes S-Class - just to play... Unfortunately I totally forgot about the possibility that they switch on the engine and probably touch the running engine which mutilates them... I was told that my bodyguards were aware of this danger and protected my children... But I still think that I should have had some more savvy and I'm terribly sorry...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Triumph Of Human Mind

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The new Mercedes-AMG SL is an immensely brave car... Not because "the faults of the former MB SL-models were corrected" (Audience)... But because the Mercedes-AMG SL shows everybody the direction of development of passenger cars... As it always did...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Food Of The Future

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The famous Hungarian food "lecsó" is very similar to Chinese food only there is no chicken meat within... When chicken meat disappeared from "lecsó" and why, I cannot tell you but maybe it could celebrate a comeback with the world growing together...

The also famous American dessert "brownie" is similar to the German "Black Forest" tort but a layer of cherry is missing in its middle... Actually I could imagine a layer of any kind of fruit in its middle - and so a "brownie" would be more exciting...

I'm not complaining and I still can wait a couple of hundred years for the enrichment of the above foods...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Tuesday, September 26, 2023

I Have Been Thinking About This For Years

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Why do you have to read about my approx. 400 cars? I can find other subjects as well...

Bad news in the media mean that the world is heading in a wrong direction... If the world is heading in a wrong direction then it is going to be annihilated... That is satanism... Bad news are not objective but they are satanism... In Ancient Greece messengers who brought some bad news were thrown into a well...

A couple of ideas:

  • Good news would glorify God... Good news would comfort and encourage the listeners... (North Koreans are courageous, too...)
  • A happy ending was mandatory at the end of American movies...
  • Trump and Putin are bad children... It would be a big punishment for them if they didn't get any publicity...
This is my opinion and I can contribute to the future of media with these thoughts... It's not right to short on Planet Earth...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, July 9, 2023

My Secret Garage

Ladies and Gentlemen,


How does my family protect itself against an addiction to cars?


a) We travel by car only twice a week... In the remaining time we stay at home...

b) Superfluous money is there...

c) In our family a car sharing is organised spontaneously...


These are common cars of my family... They can be used by any family member of mine and I buy and sustain them...


Obviously, we want environmentally friendly cars...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



My secret garage


1) Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB (5 pieces)

2) Rolls-Royce Ghost EWB (5 pieces)

3) Maybach 62 (5 pieces)

4) Maybach 57 (5 pieces)

5) Bentley Mulsanne LWB (5 pieces)

6) Bentley Arnage LWB, Bentley Flying Spur (5 pieces)

(30 pieces)


7) Mercedes-Maybach S680 (10 pieces)

8) Mercedes-Maybach S680 Pullman Guard (10 pieces)

9) BMW 760 Li (10 pieces)

10) Audi A8 L W12 (10 pieces)

(40 pieces)


11) Ferrari 488 GTB, Ferrari 575 M Maranello, Ferrari Roma, Ferrari 12 Cilindri

12) Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano, Ferrari SF90 Stradale

13) Mercedes SLR McLaren, Mercedes SLS AMG

14) Lamborghini Revuelto and Temerario, Bugatti Tourbillon, RR Supersports Car

(39 pieces)


15) Mercedes S-class Coupé, Porsche Panamera, Porsche Turbo

16) Bentley Brooklands, Maserati Quattroporte

17) RR Phantom Coupé, RR Wraith

18) Aston Martin DB 12, Bentley Continental GT, Maserati GT

(30 pieces)

        

19) Mercedes SL 600, Ferrari Portofino M

20) Porsche 911 Targa

21) Maybach Landaulet

22) RR Phantom DHC, RR Dawn

(18 pieces)


23) Mercedes E-Class T-Model, All-Terrain

24) BMW 5 Series Touring, M-Tuning

25) Audi A6 Avant, Allroad Quattro

26) Volvo V90, Saab 9-5 Station Wagon, Chevrolet Caprice Wagon

(27 pieces)


27) Rolls-Royce Cullinan, Porsche Cayenne, Aston Martin DBX

28) Mercedes-Maybach GLS, Ferrari Purosangue, Mercedes GLS

29) Bentley Bentayga, Maserati Levante, BMW X7, Jaguar F-Pace

30) Range Rover, Lamborghini Urus, Audi Q7

(39 pieces)


31) Mercedes CLS, BMW 6 Series GT, Renault, Peugeot, Citroen

32) VW Golf, Opel Astra, Ford  Focus

33) Mercedes E-class, BMW 5 Series, Audi A6

34) Jaguar V12, XF, F-Type, Cadillac CT6, Volvo, Saab, Lexus

35) RR Phantom VI (5 pcs.), RR Silver Cloud III (5 pcs.), RR Silver Shadow (5 pcs.)

36) RR Touring Limousine (5 pcs.), RR Silver Seraph Park Ward (5 pcs.)

(79 pieces)


37) Cars of Nostalgia (max. 40 pieces)

38) Mercedes V-class VIP (5 pieces), RR Ghost (5 pcs.), RR Phantom (5 pcs.)

39) Morgan Plus Four (5 pieces)

40) RR Phantom EWB Touring Limousine (5 pieces)

41) RR Phantom EWB Stretched (5 pieces)

42) RR Phantom EWB Landaulet (5 pieces)

43) Maybach 57S (5 pcs.), Maybach Zeppelin 57 (5 pcs.)

44) Maybach 62S (5 pcs.), Maybach Zeppelin 62 (5 pcs.)

45) Maybach Exelero, Chevrolet Corvette, Bugatti EB 110 GT

(104 pieces)


46) Mercedes EQE, Mercedes EQE SUV

47) Mercedes EQS, Mercedes EQS SUV

48) Rolls-Royce Spectre

49) Porsche Taycan, Lucid Air, Audi A6 E-Tron

50) BMW i5, BMW i7

(30 pieces)


51) Lexani luxury cars (mostly Cadillac and Lincoln based) (20 pcs.)

52) Bugatti luxury cars (limousines, SUVs and coupés) (20 pcs.)

53) my suggestions for state limousines: Maybach 57, Maybach 62, RR Phantom EWB Touring Limousine, RR Phantom VI, Bentley Mulsanne EWB fully gilded, 2 pieces of each

(50 pieces)


54) Chevrolet Caprice (5 pcs.), Ford Crown Victoria (5 pcs.)

55) Klassen Mercedes-Benz Sprinter VIP King Luxury Van (5 pcs.)

56) MB V-Class, Renault Espace, VW Multivan, Chrysler Voyager

57) MB X-Class, Ford Ranger, Toyota Hilux

(36 pieces)

(altogether 522 pieces)


(where no numbers are given always 3 pieces)

(Rolls-Royce, Maybach and Bentley limousines always with ceremonial flag poles)



Colors


a) dark blue - tan

b) dark green - tan

c) blue - grey (Maybach only)

d) brown - green

e) silver - black

f) black - brown (Bentley only)

g) porcelain - white (Rolls-Royce only)

h) black - cantaloupe (Maybach only)

i) light blue - white (Mercedes only)

j) brown - grey (Rolls-Royce only)

k) golden - green

l) black - red

m) red - tan

n) black - black, light wood

o) 50% of cars, 100% of aircraft green, inspired by Phantom Oribe

p) 10 cars in "Gold statt Chrom" and 10 cars in "Goldlack"

q) single colour interiors and colour contrast are both welcome

r) female colours on personal cars

s) golden/silver/green - cognac

t) grey and silver - steel grey (Maybach only)



Maximum age: 20 years after production

                                        or

                        200,000 kms (i.e. Mercedes-Benz S 580 e 4matic Long)

                                              (or Porsche 911 Carrera 4S)



Cleaning: TOPAZ



Bespoke: a) seat covers with golden Fleur-de-Lis motives, for all marques

             b) seat covers with famous and less famous paintings, printed or embroidered, for all marques

                c) bespoke coach paintwork




Tuesday, May 16, 2023

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - They Rule Over Me

Valued Readers,


I am not a sovereign monarch but there are numerous institutions that rule over me... For example the workshop of Rolls-Royce... They want me to ride a Rolls-Royce, the world's most provocative car in Hungary, next to a war-zone full of pain instead of a Mercedes-Maybach Pullman Guard that used to be very successful and a tradition in my ancestors' life... They are in the overpower, they are going to defeat me and I will have to obey them and live my private life the way they want it...

It is not always so cool to be a King...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team