Monday, April 2, 2012

Bill (On Coffee Tables) As Of April 2nd 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) According to my observations coffee tables:

a) are dangerous (physical injuries and inappropriate nutrition),
b) take away useful space from a living room and
c) make socializing more difficult...

2) Therefore coffee tables are basically forbidden in the homes of the Nation... (Historical background: coffee tables used to be portable and decent pieces of furniture and a center of society - I don't know how they became so oppulent and heavy and dysfunctional...)

3) Coffee tables can be replaced by the following:

a) portable and foldable tables for work, dining or creativity,
b) snack trolleys,
c) footrests of any size,
d) vintage coffee tables,
e) trunks or
f) any other creative solutions...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


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