Memory Loss

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"I have seen a god... He looks like Jesus Christ, only a little smaller... He ran that way..."
"Thank yor for the information, sir... Could you come to the Police Office to confess?"
"Absolutely..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Creativity

Ladies and Gentlemen,

POP-ROCK BOB

Londonban, hej, van számos utca,
és minden utcán van sarok...
Ha kell, ha nem, dalt komponálok,
ezért szeretnek engem a lányok -
senki sem sejti, hogy herceg vagyok...

De a Fehér Ház oldalába
kutya sem jár, mert ott a tábla:
függetlenek az Államok...
Hébe-hóba, San Francisco-ba'
eljutok mégis a habdiszkóba -
ott is csak otthonra gondolok...

Nem érdekel az ENSZ, a moonwalk,
mindenki tudja, az éjjel hun volt -
felúszik a Temzén a kis ladik...
Vár a nehézipar, vár az űrutazás,
mindig csak veled jó a bulizás -
a busz meg pontosan közlekedik...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Reinforcement

Dear Diary,

MSN has reported from "A New Day Dawning For Solar Power" today - this sounds as a very good beginning for the year 2012... Environmental protection is my hobby...

Love, Joe and Team

Psychological First Aid

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My opinion on tebowing: it is a beautiful and new custom... Tebowing is only sick when you remain in the same position for over 24 hours... Then somebody has to call the Ambulance...

Visit: Tebowing

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Supervision

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My first (imaginary) service check with Rolls-Royce:

My Rolls-Royce (EUR 500,000.00) was properly run-in and then my car was ordered into the Rolls-Royce Service after only 20,000 kms... One week later (!) I got my Rolls-Royce back from the Service:

Total costs of spare parts, maintainance and inspections: EUR 4,000.00...

You were not supposed to talk about money... The legal way was the same expensive... I would look for another church...

And this was only a 100th of the service visits in the life-time of my Rolls-Royce motor car... They said that my theory was right: one household - one car... Thank you...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team (opening hours of the car workshop: 09.00 - 16.00 on weekdays)

From The Life Of Other Rolls-Royce Owners

From My Life

Dear Diary,

fashion photography

I couldnt have said it any better to be honest! keep up the awesome work. You are very talented & I only wish I could write as good as you do :) …

03-01-2012
(someone on the RR 102 EX)

Love, Joe and Team