Car Life - August 24th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have gathered a couple of pieces of false report which can appear in the future over me... By heart!

a) I wanted to run over a Scientologist who was just pregnant,

b) I wanted to run over the psychiatrist who just appeared to help me,

c) I stung one of my own eyes during speeding,

d) I opened the door so that my beloved brother fell out of the speeding supersportscar,

e) I opened the door so that Mr. Will Smith fell out of the speeding supersportscar,

f) I have a brain tumor that's why I am speeding and I need a microchip surged into my brain,

g) the driving license I own belongs to the son of a psychiatrist, actually,

h) I gave a lift to a little Spaniard marine who took me onto an aircraft carrier where I became a victim of torture voluntarily,

i) I was chiding the system and the President of the USA,

j) I was speeding,

k) I fought K1 with Jonathan Scott while Drew Scott was betting on us...

If I don't put down the possibility of moderate drug usage, bottles of drug will appear in my car...

Effect in the 18th Century: "Who do you think can afford a car in the USA?"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - New Design Elements

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There is the fear that the full-double-deck version of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental was not capable of flying, by the lengthening of the upper deck of the Jumbo Jet of Boeing you would create a so called "static airplane..." It's not about the sales but it is about design...

I am certain that the full-double-deck version of the Jumbo Jet of Boeing was able to fly without any modifications, too... However I would like to outline 2 possibilities of making the aircraft easier to fly...

a) the aircraft can be made out of carbon fibre plastic in secret, like the Boeing 777X,

b) ribbed wing-tops and elevator-tops...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Grand-mother Or The Queen Of Intellect

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The alter egos of my friend Philipp do believe that they are my real friends... Why are they not interested in me sexually?

An alter ego receives a cat in a box from my former wife... He puts the cat on his face and the cat presses a huge nail into the penis of the alter ego... The alter ego enjoys the nail in his penis and he feels hardly any pain - that is why he needs the cat... Unfortunately the cat is torn apart while it reaches the lend of the alter ego standing on his face - when the cat is torn apart it sounds like a loud bang...

My Grand-mother is said to play the guitar naked to my former wife... That's what makes my former wife calm - you know her...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team