Rolls-Royce - Terms And Conditions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have an extract of the Terms And Conditions of being the owner of a Rolls-Royce:

a) Don't believe that your Rolls-Royce motor car is  going to solve all your problems...
b) Don't believe that Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Ltd. are going to solve all your problems...
c) Your wife is going to solve your problems...
d) You only have to listen to her...
e) Give your Rolls-Royce to your wife...
f) You will find a Property And Life Insurance attached, with Lloyds...
g) You accept your dentist as your personal Savior for having a healthy bite and a beautiful laughter...
h) You hold on to your diet, too...
i) Rolls-Royce Motor Cars have got the right to change these Terms And Conditions onesidedly and without previous warning...
j) You have got a driving licence, don't you?
k) The maximum speed on high-ways is up to 130 km/h...
l) For service and maintenance you can turn to any BMW Dealership...
m) You would like to have the following private jets: ___ Boeing Business Jet, ___ Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP, ___ Airbus A380 VIP...
n) Your Rolls-Royce motor car is durable - in case of your total loss your properties will be inherited by the Crown...
o) You can wash and iron the frills gently...
p) Loud music may harm your ears - let down the windows... etc.

Of course, these Terms And Conditions are custom-made, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team