Tuesday, December 27, 2011

From The Life Of Other Rolls-Royce Owners

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"What was I doing in the 60 years of my ruling? I was keeping up peace in the United Kingdom... The Beatles, James Bond, Sir Elton John, The Queen, Monthy Python's Flying Circus, Take That, East 17, The Spice Girls, several Formula-1 teams and drivers, the Euro-Tunnel, Mr. Bean, Austin Powers, Madonna, Harry Potter, Susan Boyle and many other highlights contributed to the intellectual welfare of my nation...

Before the Olympic Games of 2012 in London I would like to call the attention of my country and of the world to the importance of peace and future... Peace means having dreams and future means having responsibility - this is intellectual welfare again... Let your mind shape your lives..." (HRM Queen Elizabeth II)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, December 23, 2011

Rolls-Royce Experimental Electric - Alpine Dream Tour

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As a Rolls-Royce motor car is not meant for racing and competing, respectively I don't really want to participate at the RR 102 EX Mouse Mat Competition... However I'd like to ethernize my dream tour in My Rolls-Royce Diary and I would like to share the winning route with other Rolls-Royce Fans...

As a Rolls-Royce is about altruism... (The kilometerage of the route Wien - Graz - Salzburg - Zell am See - Innsbruck - Zürich of 1019 kms can be devided by 200 kms nearly without a rest...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


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Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Club Of Awfully, Horribly, Frighteningly - Satanically Wicked Grand-Mothers

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Finally I have found out what colours my Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB should have... As far as I know all of my friends are enthousiastic about the decent and elegant design of the Rolls-Royce Ghost EWB in the previous Post... And so am I...

So I simply had to adapt the design of my Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB to the design of the Rolls-Royce Ghost EWB of my friends... That's the way how I found my style... It is very typical to me, I have to say...

Dr. Sigmund Freud also sais at one place: "homo homini lupus" as a conclusion... Maybe he ain't right...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The 3 Golden Rules Of Dr. Sigmund Freud

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If you like to wear fashionable suits of clothes it is quite difficult to find out what car design matches them: it has to be very decent inside and outside, it also has to be traditional and it has to emphase the suits as well...

Now if you have got your concept of a car fitting your wardrobe then it is very easy to configure it with Rolls-Royce Motor Cars... My creative friend also likes sportive cars - this is within the car design, too...

The gold-plated Emily reflects my style...

Finally, here you have the 3 golden rules of Dr. Sigmund Freud he created about life-style: never save money

  • on clothing,
  • on traveling and
  • on education...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Monday, December 19, 2011

Space Shuttle Lounge

Ladies and Gentlemen,

All of my friends want to be astronauts and so do I... The Space Shuttle era is so to say over - our discussions not...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Eternal Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present an old friend of mine a model car (label, body-type and color are top secret)... If he doesn't want this model car then I'm going to keep it - it is still beautiful...

I wanted to give the vehicle the name "Santa Maria", he wants to call it "Enterprise" (maybe he is going to buy a fleet on his own)... Finally he is going to get a car that is his style (cool)...

How can a car have 2 names?

(My friend did not want the model car...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Our Dream House

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't experience anything else but your house is never entirely ready... Today I have updated the dream house of my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me by a large Server Room (as an extension of the office and to have the possibility to really immerse in computer science)... The Server Room will provide with free Wi-Fi in the house and there will be guest rooms in another building complex at the nearby ocean shore...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Miracle

Dear Diary,

Today I have fallen in love with my dentist... He is the nicest man I know...

In the pictures below: some "eye-candy..."

Love, Joe and Team









Sunday, December 4, 2011

Rolls-Royce - Terms And Conditions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have an extract of the Terms And Conditions of being the owner of a Rolls-Royce:

a) Don't believe that your Rolls-Royce motor car is  going to solve all your problems...
b) Don't believe that Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Ltd. are going to solve all your problems...
c) Your wife is going to solve your problems...
d) You only have to listen to her...
e) Give your Rolls-Royce to your wife...
f) You will find a Property And Life Insurance attached, with Lloyds...
g) You accept your dentist as your personal Savior for having a healthy bite and a beautiful laughter...
h) You hold on to your diet, too...
i) Rolls-Royce Motor Cars have got the right to change these Terms And Conditions onesidedly and without previous warning...
j) You have got a driving licence, don't you?
k) The maximum speed on high-ways is up to 130 km/h...
l) For service and maintenance you can turn to any BMW Dealership...
m) You would like to have the following private jets: ___ Boeing Business Jet, ___ Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP, ___ Airbus A380 VIP...
n) Your Rolls-Royce motor car is durable - in case of your total loss your properties will be inherited by the Crown...
o) You can wash and iron the frills gently...
p) Loud music may harm your ears - let down the windows... etc.

Of course, these Terms And Conditions are custom-made, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, December 2, 2011

Talents

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I had to learn that a yacht is even more secure than a super luxury first class cabin on an ocean liner like Queen Mary 2 because there are fewer people on a yacht (30 instead of 3,000)... So don't expect me onboard Queen Mary 2, I won't be there - a yacht like in the pictures below is more likely...

However it is for sure that the oceans of the Earth are created for yachting... I used to hasitate if you need artificial islands (40 kms of diameter, a 5 km runway, 10 pieces floating on the Pacific Ocean) but now I am confident that yachts are the same good...

Within the scope of my Maybach Charity 3 yachts like the below concept will be given for the best inventions based on hydrogen each year... Only for good swimmers, of course...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Thursday, December 1, 2011

Awkward

Dear Diary,

Less known and less wealthy people trying to become successful by Blogs or Videos on the web: HORRIBLE! That is molestation...

12 years ago I was trying to call Madonna in her Los Angeles home: "Not at home..." I was sending her letters to England: "Here is Interpol... You will not be allowed to leave Hungary if you go on like this..." Why couldn't the "elderly lady" called M. Ciccone simply throw my love-letters to the trash and why did she have to read them when she got the love-letters mistakenly?

20 years ago when you got an annoying or simply wrong telephone call you put down the receiver and you meant: "Telephone-rogue..." or "Sick..." Today it is about justice...

They understand "Broadcast yourself" literally - and that is ridiculous... The web is only for the establishment...

Visit: YouTube

Love, Joe and Team

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Maybach

Dear Diary,

The day before yesterday I suggested Maybach to support popular art... Yesterday they joined the underground...

Still I have a contract with the Daimler PLC about buying 150 Maybach cars and 100 Mercedes-Benz cars a year and a contract with Rolls-Royce Motor Cars about buying 150 Rolls-Royce cars a year... And then we are going to buy further 100 luxury cars from other companies each year, too...

I would like to say thank you to the above named car companies for their understanding of my modification of the contracts in a onesided way...

Love, Joe and Team




Thursday, November 24, 2011

USA - A 21st Century Attitude

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have a draft of how the success story of Pres. Barack Obama and of the USA could be continued...

In our present days there is change all over the USA and the world but there is an ongoing crisis, too - obviously we need even more change...

A) We have to change our mind:

a) we are winners (free to be creative, free to cooperate and free to have a home),
b) we have got tasks (inside and outside of the U.S.) so we have to increase our consciousness of responsibility,
c) we have got a future (e.g. in terms of the sustainable economy)...

B) We have to change how we act:

d) faster reactions (everybody in the world wants to change and we have to support that),
e) getting rid of burdens (that results in new and/or more intelligent reactions),
f) better organization: an evergreen...

C) We have to change how we feel:

g) more sensitive (by giving you can have strong partners),
h) more faithful (in order to discover new values),
i) more critical (we want to build on the nation)...

Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The BMW Group

Dear Diary,

What is the connection between BMW and Rolls-Royce? I think it is the emphasis on the experience: sportive or solemn...

But maybe Rolls-Royce drivers are rowdies as well...

Love, Joe

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Family

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Our household produces more debris than New York City... This is a result of my "functional house" concept...

Now I understand my Foster-Parents much more... They want to live a more decent life...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, November 11, 2011

Conversation

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Two facts to be outlined clearly:

a) We need a hydrogen infrastructure, the hydrogen business and a sustainable world economy - instead of the carbondioxyd household, the greenhouse effect and the air polution by other toxic emissions...

b) The Sultanate of Brunei is mostly about Istana-Nurul-Iman, the largest palace of the world that my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me, Joseph de la Mikula want to protect as our love nest - the rest of the Sultanate is only a "dressing" and a "camouflage" for the building without a legal or economical importance and it used to serve to protect the palace and its owners... Of course, my wife and me are ready to give up this camouflage as it already hinders development towards the hydrogen business and even our publicity and security have changed (e.g. Europe Tower, Versailles, KY)...

Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Rolls-Royce Way Of Life And The Guru's Lotusfeet

Dear Diary,

I have to see in that I am not able to find a suitable personal assistant and a car driver either, despite of the good intentions from all around... It sounds childish and impossible to manage all my businesses by myself - but this seems to be my fate... Maybe this is the lifestyle of a polymath...

I guess I will have to run a little household entirely by myself... Doing house-keeping is just the right relaxation for me when I have nothing to say and if there is no home personnel around me I can be just more undisturbed when I'd like to work... This is not sad to me...

Love, Joe and Team


Sunday, November 6, 2011

Even More Security

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Maybach Exelero is beautiful as well... And of course, it is connected to security, too... You could discover Italy and Spain and Greece etc. Hopefully it does not melt in the sun...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Everything Is Much Better Now

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me, Joseph de la Mikula are pleading to our security advisors that the "spontaneous palace" of my wife, the Palace Of The Holy Light (which was intended to be my birthday present and our love nest) can be transported from Brunei to the Island of Sardinia instead of being torn down...

We don't understand the wisdom of our security advisors yet but we can feel your  power... Thank you for your mercy!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, November 5, 2011

Change

Dear Diary,

I have collected the below pictures for myself actually... I am going to think about the Mercedes SLR McLaren later...

Love, Joe and Team